I Am a Worst Case Scenario

Carry a wry, self-aware voice wherever you go. This relaxed-fit cotton tee reads “I AM A WORST CASE SCENARIO” in bold, hand-drawn lettering — a little sarcastic, a little theatrical, and entirely honest. Wear it when you want to laugh at your own dramatic streak, spark a conversation with fellow worriers, or add a touch of dry humor to a low-key night out. The soft, sturdy cotton feels familiar from the first wear, the crew neck keeps the silhouette classic, and the clean black canvas makes the white text pop with unapologetic clarity. It looks at once casual and deliberately expressive — the kind of shirt you reach for on lazy weekends, coffee runs, open-mic nights, or that small, chaotic day you know will become a story.

This tee fits into the wardrobe of someone who delights in self-deprecating humor and candid expression. It pairs easily with worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a denim jacket. Let it be the shirt you wear when you want to own your overthinking and turn it into a joke others can laugh with.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for structure and scratch-free wear
- DTG and DTF printed design with crisp white ink on black fabric; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat